April Fools: Fake Criterions

It's April Fools Day! In honor of this notoriously obnoxious holiday, I collected some of my favorite fake Criterion art from some not-so-stellar films, some cult favorites, and even a couple outright impostor films. All images from the now sadly inactive Fake Criterions tumblr. Let's all be happy that these aren't real Criterions! Enjoy!

Any you'd secretly (or not-so-secretly) want to own?